The Best Things in Life Are Free. The Really Good Ones Require Batteries | Funny Vintage Plate | Sarcastic Gift
£18.00 GBP
Sale price
£18.00 GBP
Regular price
The Best Things in Life Are Free. The Really Good Ones Require Batteries | Funny Vintage Plate | Sarcastic Gift
£18.00 GBP
Sale price
£18.00 GBP
Regular price
“The Best Things in Life Are Free. The Really Good Ones Require Batteries”
A tender observation on the difference between simple pleasures and industrial-strength personal fulfilment. Flowers are free in some gardens, but apparently exceptional happiness requires a charging cable and a drawer nobody opens.
Details
- Approx. 16 cm vintage side plate
- Plate stand included
- Decorative use only; not for food
- Hand wash only
- Original vintage china with possible age-related marks
These vintage plates have seen things. Small signs of age are history; the questionable opinions are entirely our fault.
FOUND & SOURCED.
Altered by hand
DEEPLY INAPPROPRIATE
Styled With
Materials
Vintage finds, bad language and whatever fresh nonsense occurred to me that morning.
Care
Treat gently. Hand wash where appropriate. Some things are irreplaceable, unlike your ex.
Details
Professionally inappropriate. Socially questionable. Surprisingly well made.