That sounds like a you problem, vintage plate with stand
£17.00 GBP
Sale price
£17.00 GBP
Regular price
That sounds like a you problem, vintage plate with stand
£17.00 GBP
Sale price
£17.00 GBP
Regular price
Let’s be honest: some people are just walking you problems with legs. And while you could politely nod and pretend to care, why not let a plate do the emotional labour instead?
This gloriously unhelpful 16cm vintage plate is here to set the tone. Whether it’s a whiny co-worker, a needy ex, or your neighbour Karen and her parking drama, this plate will stare them down with vintage elegance and zero emotional bandwidth.
Strictly decorative (just like your cousin who ‘influences’ for a living), this snarky beauty comes with a display stand so you can prop it up somewhere visible — like your desk, your hallway shrine of petty vengeance, or directly in the eyeline of whoever needs the message most.
Not food safe. Not emotionally available. Not your problem.
FOUND & SOURCED.
Altered by hand
DEEPLY INAPPROPRIATE
Styled With
Materials
Vintage finds, bad language and whatever fresh nonsense occurred to me that morning.
Care
Treat gently. Hand wash where appropriate. Some things are irreplaceable, unlike your ex.
Details
Professionally inappropriate. Socially questionable. Surprisingly well made.