Testosterone Large Glass apothecary jar
£21.00 GBP
Sale price
£21.00 GBP
Regular price
For the bold, bearded, and occasionally unreasonable. This large amber glass apothecary jar is labelled “Testosterone” in classic black and white print, perfect for vitamins, cotton pads, sweets, or the illusion of dominance.
Standing around 15 cm tall and 10 cm wide, it’s the perfect size for your bathroom shelf, gym corner, or man cave of misplaced confidence. The deep amber glass keeps your contents private while the airtight lid locks in freshness, ego, and bravado.
Each jar is slightly unique because consistency is overrated and mood swings happen to everyone.
Ideal for:
• Vitamins, grooming bits, or “power pellets”
• Gym lads, alpha wannabes, and hormonal legends
• Gifts for men who grunt at weights and cry at films in secret
Details:
Height 15 cm
Width 10 cm
Amber glass jar with black and white print
Airtight lid included
Hand finished with excessive confidence
Handwash only, not dishwasher safe
Contents not included, masculinity sold separately
FOUND & SOURCED.
Altered by hand
DEEPLY INAPPROPRIATE
Styled With
Materials
Vintage finds, bad language and whatever fresh nonsense occurred to me that morning.
Care
Treat gently. Hand wash where appropriate. Some things are irreplaceable, unlike your ex.
Details
Professionally inappropriate. Socially questionable. Surprisingly well made.