{"product_id":"testosterone-apothecary-jar","title":"Testosterone apothecary jar","description":"Altered Apothecary Jar – “Testosterone” – 11cm of Pure Macho Magic\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nNeed a little boost of raw, untamed masculinity sitting right there on your shelf? Say hello to your new favourite decorative conversation starter: the altered apothecary jar boldly declaring “Testosterone” in case your guests weren’t already intimidated by your home decor choices.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nStanding a mighty 11cm tall and 8.5cm wide, this glass wonder is the perfect size to hold… well, definitely not actual testosterone. Maybe some beard trimmings? Questionable mints? A secret stash of “get out of awkward social interactions” pills? The possibilities are as endless as your fake bravado.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nEach jar is a loving tribute to a time when people kept suspicious powders in mysterious bottles and called it medicine. But don’t worry, this one’s strictly for show. Just pop it on a shelf, bathroom counter, or next to your weights for extra comedic effect.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nImportant bits:\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDecorative only – do not actually store hormone supplements inside. (You’d be amazed what people try…)\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nHandwash only, because nothing says “fragile masculinity” quite like a jar that can’t handle a dishwasher.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nEach jar is altered and unique, so expect it to look delightfully unhinged.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nUnleash your inner bro, ironically or otherwise – your shelf will thank you.","brand":"Etsy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53965671989586,"sku":"ET-4322126308","price":17.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1090\/2896\/6738\/files\/il_fullxfull.7354165788_ij8c.jpg?v=1783614823","url":"https:\/\/thecrackpottery.com\/products\/testosterone-apothecary-jar","provider":"The Crackpottery ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}