{"product_id":"tears-of-my-enemies-apothecary-jar-gothic-storage-jar-dark-humour-kitchen-decor-alternative-gift","title":"Tears of My Enemies Apothecary Jar  Gothic Storage Jar  Dark Humour Kitchen Decor  Alternative Gift","description":"Apothecary Stoneware Jar “Tears of My Enemies” Vintage Style Jar 11 cm x 8.5 cm Crackpottery\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nKeep your victories on display and your petty grudges in style. This stoneware apothecary jar is labelled “Tears of My Enemies” in smug black print, ideal for anyone who enjoys a dramatic vignette on the kitchen shelf.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nStanding at around 11 cm tall and 8.5 cm wide, it is the perfect size for keeping small things that make you feel superior. Made from heavyweight stoneware with a glazed finish that says Victorian apothecary meets passive aggression.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nEach jar is slightly unique because we deal in character, not perfection.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nIdeal for:\u003cbr\u003e\n• Storing tiny keepsakes, confetti, or metaphorical salt\u003cbr\u003e\n• People with immaculate grudge management skills\u003cbr\u003e\n• Gifts for friends who love dark humour and tasteful spite\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDetails:\u003cbr\u003e\nHeight 11 cm\u003cbr\u003e\nWidth 8.5 cm\u003cbr\u003e\nStoneware jar with black print\u003cbr\u003e\nHand finished with a wink and a raised eyebrow\u003cbr\u003e\nHandwash only, not dishwasher safe\u003cbr\u003e\nContents not included, tears not guaranteed","brand":"Etsy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53965668942162,"sku":"ET-4500233998","price":17.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1090\/2896\/6738\/files\/il_fullxfull.8037038437_47s3.jpg?v=1783614743","url":"https:\/\/thecrackpottery.com\/products\/tears-of-my-enemies-apothecary-jar-gothic-storage-jar-dark-humour-kitchen-decor-alternative-gift","provider":"The Crackpottery ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}