Surely Not Everybody Was Kung Fu Fighting Plate Vintage Crackpottery
£17.00 GBP
Sale price
£17.00 GBP
Regular price
Surely Not Everybody Was Kung Fu Fighting Plate Vintage Crackpottery
£17.00 GBP
Sale price
£17.00 GBP
Regular price
Let’s be honest. Statistically speaking, some of them were probably just standing about holding drinks. This plate is for the realists, the sceptics, and anyone who questions 70s pop lyrics while surrounded by vintage crockery.
🍽 The Plate
Size: 16cm, the perfect serving size for biscuits or existential doubt
Genuine vintage crockery, rescued and redecorated with inappropriate humour
Hand-finished in the UK by The Crackpottery, purveyors of sarcasm and porcelain
⚠️ Please Note
For decorative use only, not suitable for food or dishwasher
May have light vintage wear, because it has seen some things
🎁 Perfect For
Anyone who doubts mass participation in martial arts
Nostalgic music lovers with a dark sense of humour
Your gallery wall of questionable life choices
Because surely not everybody was kung fu fighting. Some of us were just trying to mind our own business.
FOUND & SOURCED.
Altered by hand
DEEPLY INAPPROPRIATE
Styled With
Materials
Vintage finds, bad language and whatever fresh nonsense occurred to me that morning.
Care
Treat gently. Hand wash where appropriate. Some things are irreplaceable, unlike your ex.
Details
Professionally inappropriate. Socially questionable. Surprisingly well made.