{"product_id":"spread-me-daddy-engraved-butter-knife-stainless-steel-funny-kitchen-gift","title":"Spread Me Daddy Engraved Butter Knife | Stainless Steel | Funny Kitchen Gift","description":"A perfectly respectable butter knife.\u003cbr\u003e\nUntil you read it.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis stainless steel butter knife has been permanently engraved with the phrase “Spread Me Daddy”, which is exactly the kind of sentence that should never appear on kitchen utensils.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for spreading butter, jam, or mild social discomfort across your breakfast table.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDesigned for people who enjoy rude things in polite places.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDetails\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• Phrase engraved: Spread Me Daddy\u003cbr\u003e\n• Stainless steel\u003cbr\u003e\n• Permanent laser engraving (not printed or stuck on)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Length: 24.5 cm\u003cbr\u003e\n• Food safe stainless steel\u003cbr\u003e\n• Sold individually\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nCare\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDishwasher safe, although hand washing will help keep the finish looking its best for longer.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nImportant\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nUnlike many items in my shop, these knives are brand new, not vintage pieces like many of my plates. Each one is engraved in my studio before being sent out into the world to cause minor breakfast-related chaos.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe Crackpottery\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nA shop dedicated to putting questionable words on very respectable objects.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nBecause polite crockery clearly needed corrupting.","brand":"Etsy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53965637091666,"sku":"ET-4478550554","price":10.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1090\/2896\/6738\/files\/il_fullxfull.7955083845_mx7z.jpg?v=1783614016","url":"https:\/\/thecrackpottery.com\/products\/spread-me-daddy-engraved-butter-knife-stainless-steel-funny-kitchen-gift","provider":"The Crackpottery ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}