{"product_id":"spread-me-daddy-cutlery-set-engraved-knife-fork-me-slowly-fork-gothic-blackletter-cheeky-kitchen-gift","title":"Spread Me Daddy Cutlery Set | Engraved Knife \u0026 Fork Me Slowly Fork | Gothic Blackletter | Cheeky Kitchen Gift","description":"Dining etiquette suggests restraint.\u003cbr\u003e\nThis set did not get the memo.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nFor those who like their tableware a little suggestive and their humour firmly in the gutter, this matching pair delivers exactly the right amount of chaos.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe knife reads Spread Me Daddy. The fork reads Fork Me Slowly. Together, they form a beautifully inappropriate duet for toast, crumpets, and any situation that’s already getting out of hand.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe set includes one stainless steel spreader and one stainless steel dinner fork, engraved with the wording shown in the listing photographs.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nEach piece is permanently laser engraved, not printed, so the design won’t fade or peel. The lettering is in a bold gothic Blackletter style, giving it that dramatic, slightly scandalous presence at the table.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDesigned and engraved by The Crackpottery.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nIdeal for housewarming gifts that raise eyebrows, kitchen drawer upgrades of questionable taste, or anyone who appreciates a bit of innuendo with their breakfast.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe spreader measures approximately 22.5 cm in length and the fork is a standard dinner fork size.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nHand washing is recommended to help maintain the polished finish. Dishwashers may dull the finish over time.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nNo receipts are included, so you can send this directly to whoever will either love it or regret knowing you.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nSome people set the table. Others set the tone.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nAdd to basket before this somehow feels like a bad","brand":"Etsy","offers":[{"title":"set","offer_id":53965608976722,"sku":"ET-32882632801","price":18.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"spreader","offer_id":53965609009490,"sku":"ET-33215644204","price":10.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Fork","offer_id":53965609042258,"sku":"ET-32882326195","price":10.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1090\/2896\/6738\/files\/il_fullxfull.7995083811_5y54.jpg?v=1783613214","url":"https:\/\/thecrackpottery.com\/products\/spread-me-daddy-cutlery-set-engraved-knife-fork-me-slowly-fork-gothic-blackletter-cheeky-kitchen-gift","provider":"The Crackpottery ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}