{"product_id":"spite-stoneware-jar-funny-statement-storage-humorous-home-decor-novelty-gift","title":"Spite Stoneware Jar | Funny Statement Storage | Humorous Home Decor | Novelty Gift","description":"A solid stoneware jar, confidently labelled with the emotion that has powered more achievements than motivation ever could.\u003cbr\u003e\nSpite.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for people who get things done not because they want to, but because someone once suggested they wouldn’t.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nShe stands approximately 11cm tall and 8.5cm wide, which is an ideal size for loose change, tea, sugar, petty secrets, or the quiet resentment that keeps you going.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nNeutral stoneware. Black text. No warmth. Excellent stamina.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDetails\u003cbr\u003e\nHeight approx 11cm\u003cbr\u003e\nWidth approx 8.5cm\u003cbr\u003e\nStoneware jar\u003cbr\u003e\nBlack text\u003cbr\u003e\nCork lid\u003cbr\u003e\nHand finished with a sense of futility\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nCare\u003cbr\u003e\nDecorative use recommended.\u003cbr\u003e\nHand wash only.\u003cbr\u003e\nNot dishwasher or microwave safe.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe dishwasher has never accomplished anything out of spite.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis jar will not make you kinder.\u003cbr\u003e\nIt might make you unstoppable.","brand":"Etsy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53965660062034,"sku":"ET-4441181535","price":17.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1090\/2896\/6738\/files\/il_fullxfull.7602327988_dxpe.jpg?v=1783614507","url":"https:\/\/thecrackpottery.com\/products\/spite-stoneware-jar-funny-statement-storage-humorous-home-decor-novelty-gift","provider":"The Crackpottery ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}