{"product_id":"spite-artisinal-ceramic-jar-funny-statement-storage-humorous-home-decor-novelty-gift","title":"Spite (Artisinal) Ceramic Jar | Funny Statement Storage | Humorous Home Decor | Novelty Gift","description":"A sweet and innocent looking white ceramic jar, lovingly labelled with a feeling that has been carefully cultivated over time.\u003cbr\u003e\nSpite (Artisinal).\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for people who don’t do things out of passion, joy, or personal growth, but purely because someone once implied they couldn’t.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nShe stands approximately 10cm tall and 9.9cm wide, which is an ideal size for loose change, tea, sugar, petty secrets, or the slow brewed resentment that fuels your most impressive achievements.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nClean white ceramic. Bold text. No judgement. Hand crafted bitterness.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDetails\u003cbr\u003e\n• White ceramic jar\u003cbr\u003e\n• Height approx 10cm\u003cbr\u003e\n• Width approx 9.9cm\u003cbr\u003e\n• Lid included\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nCare\u003cbr\u003e\nDecorative use recommended.\u003cbr\u003e\nHand wash only.\u003cbr\u003e\nNot dishwasher or microwave safe.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe dishwasher has never been motivated by spite and it shows.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nIdeal for desks, shelves, studios, kitchens, offices, and anyone who runs entirely on determination and mild contempt.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis jar will not make you nicer.\u003cbr\u003e\nBut it might make you productive.","brand":"Etsy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53965647020370,"sku":"ET-4441187352","price":16.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1090\/2896\/6738\/files\/il_fullxfull.7602311758_e392.jpg?v=1783614271","url":"https:\/\/thecrackpottery.com\/products\/spite-artisinal-ceramic-jar-funny-statement-storage-humorous-home-decor-novelty-gift","provider":"The Crackpottery ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}