{"product_id":"sluttlery-set-gold-hammered-knife-fork-spoon-set-funny-engraved-cutlery-gift","title":"Sluttlery Set | Gold Hammered Knife, Fork \u0026 Spoon Set | Funny Engraved Cutlery Gift","description":"For those who feel ordinary cutlery lacks both personality and plausible deniability.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis matching gold cutlery set includes a knife engraved \"Spread Me Daddy\", a fork engraved \"Fork Me Slowly\", and a spoon engraved \"Spooning Leads to Forking\". Together they tell a complete and deeply inappropriate story from breakfast through to dessert.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nMade from gold-coloured stainless steel with hammered-effect handles, this set looks surprisingly sophisticated at first glance. Then somebody reads it and the entire tone of the meal changes.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe wording is permanently laser engraved onto the cutlery itself, not applied with vinyl or stickers, so it won‘t peel, fade, or disappear after a few trips to the sink. Unfortunately neither will the memory of serving your in-laws with it.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nEach piece measures approximately 23cm long and is fully functional, assuming everyone at the table can maintain eye contact afterwards.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nIdeal for weddings, anniversaries, housewarmings, Valentine‘s gifts, or anyone whose approach to romance can best be described as \"increasingly concerning\".\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPresented together, the set offers a complete dining experience. First you spread. Then you fork. Then you discover exactly where spooning was leading all along.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nHand wash only.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nBecause some cutlery sets are heirlooms, and some become evidence.","brand":"Etsy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53965628539218,"sku":"ET-4516578147","price":26.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1090\/2896\/6738\/files\/il_fullxfull.8146481187_ld9a.jpg?v=1783613748","url":"https:\/\/thecrackpottery.com\/products\/sluttlery-set-gold-hammered-knife-fork-spoon-set-funny-engraved-cutlery-gift","provider":"The Crackpottery ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}