{"product_id":"show-me-your-knob-engraved-butter-knife-stainless-steel-funny-kitchen-gift","title":"Show Me Your Knob Engraved Butter Knife | Stainless Steel | Funny Kitchen Gift","description":"A perfectly respectable butter knife.\u003cbr\u003e\nUntil you read it.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis stainless steel butter knife has been permanently engraved with the phrase “Show Me Your Knob”, because normal kitchen utensils are clearly not chaotic enough.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nIdeal for spreading butter, jam, or mild discomfort across the breakfast table.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nA small piece of inappropriate cutlery for people who enjoy rude things in polite places.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDetails\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• Phrase engraved: Show Me Your Knob\u003cbr\u003e\n• Stainless steel\u003cbr\u003e\n• Permanent laser engraving (not printed or stuck on)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Length: 24.5 cm\u003cbr\u003e\n• Food safe stainless steel\u003cbr\u003e\n• Sold individually\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nCare\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDishwasher safe, although hand washing will help keep the finish looking its best for longer.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nImportant\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nUnlike many items in my shop, these knives are brand new, not vintage. Each one is engraved in my studio before being released into the world to cause minor breakfast-related chaos.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe Crackpottery\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nA shop dedicated to putting questionable words on very respectable objects.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nBecause polite crockery clearly needed corrupting.","brand":"Etsy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53965646266706,"sku":"ET-4486507516","price":10.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1090\/2896\/6738\/files\/il_fullxfull.7955081575_nq8p.jpg?v=1783614250","url":"https:\/\/thecrackpottery.com\/products\/show-me-your-knob-engraved-butter-knife-stainless-steel-funny-kitchen-gift","provider":"The Crackpottery ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}