{"product_id":"serotonin-ceramic-jar-funny-mental-health-decor-statement-storage-novelty-gift","title":"Serotonin Ceramic Jar | Funny Mental Health Decor | Statement Storage | Novelty Gift","description":"A sweet and innocent looking white ceramic jar, gently labelled with the chemical everyone is trying to trick their brain into releasing.\u003cbr\u003e\nSerotonin.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for people who have tried fresh air, exercise, gratitude, daylight, routines, supplements, and “just thinking positive”, and are still waiting for the magic to kick in.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nShe stands approximately 10cm tall and 9.9cm wide, which is an ideal size for loose change, tea, sugar, petty secrets, or the fragile sense of calm you experience for twelve minutes at a time.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nClean white ceramic. Bold text. No judgement. Mildly stabilising vibes.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDetails\u003cbr\u003e\n• White ceramic jar\u003cbr\u003e\n• Height approx 10cm\u003cbr\u003e\n• Width approx 9.9cm\u003cbr\u003e\n• Lid included\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nCare\u003cbr\u003e\nDecorative use recommended.\u003cbr\u003e\nHand wash only.\u003cbr\u003e\nNot dishwasher or microwave safe.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe dishwasher will not regulate your mood.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nIdeal for bedside tables, desks, shelves, studios, and anyone doing their absolute best with the neurotransmitters they’ve been given.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis jar will not fix your brain chemistry.\u003cbr\u003e\nBut it does acknowledge the effort.","brand":"Etsy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53965653573970,"sku":"ET-4441183006","price":16.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1090\/2896\/6738\/files\/il_fullxfull.7602289030_bw2k.jpg?v=1783614426","url":"https:\/\/thecrackpottery.com\/products\/serotonin-ceramic-jar-funny-mental-health-decor-statement-storage-novelty-gift","provider":"The Crackpottery ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}