{"product_id":"rohypnol-small-glass-jar","title":"Rohypnol small glass jar","description":"ROHYPNOL Glass Jar\u003cbr\u003e\nHeight: 9.4cm | Width: 8.3cm | Hand wash only (don’t be thick)\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nA charming little jar for all your questionable decisions. Whether you’re storing mints, matches, or the pills you absolutely shouldn’t admit to owning, this dainty disasterpiece is here to raise eyebrows and ruin dinner parties.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nBeautifully inappropriate and wildly impractical, it’s perfect for kitchens, bathrooms, or anywhere you’d like your guests to feel just a little bit unsafe.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPlease note:\u003cbr\u003e\n\t•\tContains zero actual rohypnol\u003cbr\u003e\n\t•\tDoes not come with a lawyer\u003cbr\u003e\n\t•\tHand wash only—dishwashers are for people with boundaries\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nFor decorative use only (unless your hobbies include being investigated).","brand":"Etsy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53965664354642,"sku":"ET-4341652114","price":14.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1090\/2896\/6738\/files\/il_fullxfull.7054242718_3467.jpg?v=1783614640","url":"https:\/\/thecrackpottery.com\/products\/rohypnol-small-glass-jar","provider":"The Crackpottery ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}