{"product_id":"poison-small-glass-jar","title":"Poison small glass jar","description":"POISON Glass Jar with Spoon\u003cbr\u003e\nHeight: 9.4cm | Width: 8.3cm | Hand wash only (unless you fancy a bit of bonus tetanus)\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nFor when your sugar needs a little more suspicion and your kitchen decor screams “Victorian apothecary meets domestic menace.”\u003cbr\u003e\nThis delightful little jar is perfect for storing sweetener, loose tea, or just a healthy sense of dread. Comes complete with a spoon so you can dose your guests with passive aggression one scoop at a time.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nLabelled “POISON” because:\u003cbr\u003e\n\t•\tIt’s more honest than “sweetener”\u003cbr\u003e\n\t•\tYou like your kitchenware to double as a threat\u003cbr\u003e\n\t•\tOr maybe you just want to stop people nicking your coffee stash at work\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nHand wash only—because if it dies in the dishwasher, we can’t be held responsible for what happens next.","brand":"Etsy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53965605470546,"sku":"ET-4341665347","price":14.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1090\/2896\/6738\/files\/il_fullxfull.7054300320_nl14.jpg?v=1783613118","url":"https:\/\/thecrackpottery.com\/products\/poison-small-glass-jar","provider":"The Crackpottery ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}