{"product_id":"poison-apothecary-jar-gothic-storage-jar-victorian-poison-bottle-decor-dark-humour-gift","title":"Poison Apothecary Jar  Gothic Storage Jar  Victorian Poison Bottle Decor  Dark Humour Gift","description":"Altered Apothecary Jar – Poison (But Make It Decorative)\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nLooking for a subtle yet wildly impractical way to say “Don’t touch my stuff”? This 11cm high, 8.5cm wide apothecary jar boldly screams “POISON” so you can keep your secrets (or your chocolate stash) safe from nosy housemates and snack thieves alike.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nLovingly altered for maximum dramatic effect, this jar is the perfect gothic addition to your shelf, bathroom, or wherever you need a tiny dose of dark humour. Display it empty for full witchy vibes, or fill it with something suspicious — stale sweets, questionable herbs, or just your petty thoughts.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nImportant Bits:\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n11m tall x 8.5cm wide — the perfect size to look ominous but not actually kill anyone.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nStrictly handwash only — because the dishwasher is the real poison here.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDecorative use only — please don’t actually store poison in it (looking at you, Carol).\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPop this little jar of mischief in your basket and show the world that your vibe is part apothecary, part chaotic cautionary tale.","brand":"Etsy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53965650035026,"sku":"ET-4500245896","price":17.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1090\/2896\/6738\/files\/il_fullxfull.8037120831_d2ms.jpg?v=1783614320","url":"https:\/\/thecrackpottery.com\/products\/poison-apothecary-jar-gothic-storage-jar-victorian-poison-bottle-decor-dark-humour-gift","provider":"The Crackpottery ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}