Poison Apothecary Jar Gothic Storage Jar Victorian Poison Bottle Decor Dark Humour Gift
£17.00 GBP
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£17.00 GBP
Regular price
Poison Apothecary Jar Gothic Storage Jar Victorian Poison Bottle Decor Dark Humour Gift
£17.00 GBP
Sale price
£17.00 GBP
Regular price
Looking for a subtle yet wildly impractical way to say “Don’t touch my stuff”? This 11cm high, 8.5cm wide apothecary jar boldly screams “POISON” so you can keep your secrets (or your chocolate stash) safe from nosy housemates and snack thieves alike.
Lovingly altered for maximum dramatic effect, this jar is the perfect gothic addition to your shelf, bathroom, or wherever you need a tiny dose of dark humour. Display it empty for full witchy vibes, or fill it with something suspicious — stale sweets, questionable herbs, or just your petty thoughts.
Important Bits:
11m tall x 8.5cm wide — the perfect size to look ominous but not actually kill anyone.
Strictly handwash only — because the dishwasher is the real poison here.
Decorative use only — please don’t actually store poison in it (looking at you, Carol).
Pop this little jar of mischief in your basket and show the world that your vibe is part apothecary, part chaotic cautionary tale.
FOUND & SOURCED.
Altered by hand
DEEPLY INAPPROPRIATE
Styled With
Materials
Vintage finds, bad language and whatever fresh nonsense occurred to me that morning.
Care
Treat gently. Hand wash where appropriate. Some things are irreplaceable, unlike your ex.
Details
Professionally inappropriate. Socially questionable. Surprisingly well made.