Please Do Coke in the Bathroom Plate Vintage Crackpottery with stand
£17.00 GBP
Sale price
£17.00 GBP
Regular price
Please Do Coke in the Bathroom Plate Vintage Crackpottery with stand
£17.00 GBP
Sale price
£17.00 GBP
Regular price
For the host who’s seen things, heard things, and decided to lean into the chaos. Equal parts etiquette and debauchery, this vintage plate is the perfect party piece for people who like their manners with a side of menace.
🍽 The Plate
Size: 16cm, perfect for trinkets, keys, or plausible deniability
Genuine vintage crockery, rescued and upcycled with filthy elegance
Hand-finished in the UK by The Crackpottery, purveyors of polite depravity
⚠️ Please Note
For display only, not suitable for food or dishwasher
Each plate is vintage and unique, much like your Saturday night regrets
🎁 Perfect For
Party animals with taste
Hosts who prefer honesty over hospitality
Anyone who enjoys a good scandal and finer ceramics
Because good taste is knowing when to say nothing at all.
FOUND & SOURCED.
Altered by hand
DEEPLY INAPPROPRIATE
Styled With
Materials
Vintage finds, bad language and whatever fresh nonsense occurred to me that morning.
Care
Treat gently. Hand wash where appropriate. Some things are irreplaceable, unlike your ex.
Details
Professionally inappropriate. Socially questionable. Surprisingly well made.