{"product_id":"ozempic-apothecary-jar-funny-weight-loss-storage-jar-gothic-kitchen-decor-alternative-gift","title":"Ozempic Apothecary Jar  Funny Weight Loss Storage Jar  Gothic Kitchen Decor  Alternative Gift","description":"Apothecary Stoneware Jar “Ozempic” Vintage Style Jar 11 cm x 8.5 cm Crackpottery\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nFor anyone living on caffeine, injections, and sheer willpower. This stoneware apothecary jar is labelled “Ozempic” in classic black print, perfect for holding snacks you no longer eat, vitamins you forget to take, or your newfound sense of superiority.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nStanding around 11 cm tall and 8.5 cm wide, it’s the perfect size for your kitchen shelf, bathroom, or shrine to discipline. Made from heavyweight stoneware with a glazed finish that says Victorian chemist meets calorie counter.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nEach jar has its own quirks because weight loss might be consistent, but life isn’t.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nIdeal for:\u003cbr\u003e\n• Storing pills, cotton pads, or crushed cravings\u003cbr\u003e\n• Diet culture survivors and sarcastic self-improvers\u003cbr\u003e\n• Gifts for friends who now run entirely on sass and electrolytes\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDetails:\u003cbr\u003e\nHeight 11 cm\u003cbr\u003e\nWidth 8.5 cm\u003cbr\u003e\nStoneware jar with black print\u003cbr\u003e\nHand finished with questionable motivation\u003cbr\u003e\nHandwash only, not dishwasher safe\u003cbr\u003e\nContents not included, smugness sold separately","brand":"Etsy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53965658554706,"sku":"ET-4500238744","price":17.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1090\/2896\/6738\/files\/il_fullxfull.8037075763_p6pz.jpg?v=1783614484","url":"https:\/\/thecrackpottery.com\/products\/ozempic-apothecary-jar-funny-weight-loss-storage-jar-gothic-kitchen-decor-alternative-gift","provider":"The Crackpottery ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}