Once I Learn How to Argue Without Crying It’s Over for You Bitches | Funny Vintage Plate | The Crackpottery
£18.00 GBP
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£18.00 GBP
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Once I Learn How to Argue Without Crying It’s Over for You Bitches | Funny Vintage Plate | The Crackpottery
£18.00 GBP
Sale price
£18.00 GBP
Regular price
Once I Learn How to Argue Without Crying It’s Over for You Bitches
For the sensitive soul whose devastating comeback arrives approximately forty minutes after the argument has ended. A gloriously sweary piece of vintage china, because emotional regulation is temporary but a beautifully rehearsed comeback is forever.
Details
- Approx. 16cm vintage plate
- Plate stand included
- Decorative use only
- Hand wash only
- Genuine vintage china, so signs of its previous life may be present
Each plate is vintage and therefore gloriously individual. Minor age-related marks, crazing or imperfections are part of the charm. Basically, it has history. Unlike the argument you’re still mentally rewriting.
FOUND & SOURCED.
Altered by hand
DEEPLY INAPPROPRIATE
Styled With
Materials
Vintage finds, bad language and whatever fresh nonsense occurred to me that morning.
Care
Treat gently. Hand wash where appropriate. Some things are irreplaceable, unlike your ex.
Details
Professionally inappropriate. Socially questionable. Surprisingly well made.