{"product_id":"oestrogen-small-glass-jar","title":"Oestrogen small glass jar","description":"OESTROGEN JAR\u003cbr\u003e\nBecause some mornings require a teaspoon of vengeance and a sprinkle of hormonal chaos.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis dainty little glass jar (Height: 9.4cm, Width: 8.3cm) comes complete with a spoon for scooping out whatever you’re calling emotional stability these days. Sugar, salt, dried tears of the patriarchy—dealer’s choice.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nFeatures “OESTROGEN” lovingly slapped across the front in case anyone was wondering what you’re running on (hint: rage and reproductive supremacy).\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nHand wash only, because like your mood swings, it’s delicate and should not be handled recklessly.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for:\u003cbr\u003e\n\t•\tYour hormone shelf (yes, that’s a thing now)\u003cbr\u003e\n\t•\tYour ex’s next housewarming gift\u003cbr\u003e\n\t•\tThat one aunt who thinks feminism peaked in 1954\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n#GlasswareWithAttitude #EstrogenStorageSolutions #TheCrackpottery #SpoonfulOfHellYes.","brand":"Etsy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53965644726610,"sku":"ET-4341655182","price":14.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1090\/2896\/6738\/files\/il_fullxfull.7054259154_czoh.jpg?v=1783614210","url":"https:\/\/thecrackpottery.com\/products\/oestrogen-small-glass-jar","provider":"The Crackpottery ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}