Nolite te bastardes carborundurm, vintage plate with stand
£17.00 GBP
Sale price
£17.00 GBP
Regular price
Nolite te bastardes carborundurm, vintage plate with stand
£17.00 GBP
Sale price
£17.00 GBP
Regular price
Tired of being nice? Want to remind everyone that you’re not someone to be messed with? Say it loud, say it proud with this 16cm vintage plate, featuring the iconic “Nolite Te Bastardes Carborundum.” Translation: “Don’t let the bastards grind you down.” It’s the perfect message for anyone who’s ever been underestimated, overworked, or just plain annoyed.
Product Details:
Size: 16cm (just the right size to throw in your purse and use as a shield during awkward family gatherings)
Message: “Nolite Te Bastardes Carborundum” – because sometimes, the best way to cope with life is to remind people that you’re not here to be pushed around.
Comes with a FREE Plate Stand: So you can show off your rebellious side without actually saying anything. Just let this plate do the talking.
Important Info (for your sanity):
Decorative Only: This isn’t a plate for food. It’s a plate for your soul. Use it to show everyone that you’re strong, fierce, and not interested in their nonsense.
Handwash Only: Treat it with care—it’s vintage, it‘s bold, and it knows its worth. The dishwasher is for peasants.
Perfect For:
Displaying on your mantle like a badass queen
Starting passive-aggressive conversations with your coworkers
Reminding yourself that you’re a warrior—just not one who does dishes.
Whether you’re feeling like a “Handmaid’s Tale” marathon or just want to add a little more sass to your decor, this plate is for you. Get yours now, because some things in life need to be both decorative and empowering.
(P.S. It’s small, but it packs a punch—kind of like your patience level after a Monday morning Zoom call.)
Note: This plate is vintage, so don’t be shocked if it has a few age spots or marks—hey, even divine things aren’t perfect. Embrace the character
FOUND & SOURCED.
Altered by hand
DEEPLY INAPPROPRIATE
Styled With
Materials
Vintage finds, bad language and whatever fresh nonsense occurred to me that morning.
Care
Treat gently. Hand wash where appropriate. Some things are irreplaceable, unlike your ex.
Details
Professionally inappropriate. Socially questionable. Surprisingly well made.