{"product_id":"nerves-shot-stoneware-jar-funny-statement-storage-humorous-home-decor-novelty-gift","title":"Nerves Shot Stoneware Jar | Funny Statement Storage | Humorous Home Decor | Novelty Gift","description":"A solid stoneware jar, decisively labelled for moments when courage is required immediately and you are running on fumes.\u003cbr\u003e\nNerves Shot.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for people who say “it’s fine” while internally screaming, and need a symbolic boost before phone calls, social interaction, or doing literally anything slightly uncomfortable.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nShe stands approximately 11cm tall and 8.5cm wide, which is an ideal size for loose change, tea, sugar, petty secrets, or the last scraps of bravery you’re scraping together.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nNeutral stoneware. Black text. No judgement. Emergency confidence energy.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDetails\u003cbr\u003e\nHeight approx 11cm\u003cbr\u003e\nWidth approx 8.5cm\u003cbr\u003e\nStoneware jar\u003cbr\u003e\nBlack text\u003cbr\u003e\nCork lid\u003cbr\u003e\nHand finished with a sense of futility\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nCare\u003cbr\u003e\nDecorative use recommended.\u003cbr\u003e\nHand wash only.\u003cbr\u003e\nNot dishwasher or microwave safe.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe dishwasher cannot help you face this.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis jar will not steady your nerves.\u003cbr\u003e\nBut it does acknowledge that you tried.","brand":"Etsy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53965672251730,"sku":"ET-4441185901","price":17.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1090\/2896\/6738\/files\/il_fullxfull.7602354550_eq7s.jpg?v=1783614833","url":"https:\/\/thecrackpottery.com\/products\/nerves-shot-stoneware-jar-funny-statement-storage-humorous-home-decor-novelty-gift","provider":"The Crackpottery ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}