{"product_id":"nerves-shot-ceramic-jar-funny-statement-storage-humorous-home-decor-novelty-gift","title":"Nerves (Shot) Ceramic Jar | Funny Statement Storage | Humorous Home Decor | Novelty Gift","description":"A sweet and innocent looking white ceramic jar, helpfully labelled for moments when courage is required immediately and dignity is optional.\u003cbr\u003e\nNerves (Shot).\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for people who are absolutely fine until they are not, and then suddenly need a moment, a breath, and possibly a sit down.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nShe stands approximately **10cm tall and 9.9cm wide**, which is an ideal size for loose change, tea, sugar, petty secrets, or whatever ritual you perform before doing the thing you said you’d already done.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nClean white ceramic. Bold text. No judgement. Liquid confidence not included.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n**Details**\u003cbr\u003e\n• White ceramic jar\u003cbr\u003e\n• Height approx 10cm\u003cbr\u003e\n• Width approx 9.9cm\u003cbr\u003e\n• Lid included\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n**Care**\u003cbr\u003e\nDecorative use recommended.\u003cbr\u003e\nHand wash only.\u003cbr\u003e\nNot dishwasher or microwave safe.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe dishwasher cannot steady your hands or your life choices.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nIdeal for kitchens, bars, shelves, studios, and anyone who needs a symbolic boost before public speaking, socialising, phone calls, or opening emails.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis jar will not calm your nerves.\u003cbr\u003e\nBut it does acknowledge them politely.","brand":"Etsy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53965604520274,"sku":"ET-4441170861","price":16.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1090\/2896\/6738\/files\/il_fullxfull.7650208781_6d8f.jpg?v=1783613104","url":"https:\/\/thecrackpottery.com\/products\/nerves-shot-ceramic-jar-funny-statement-storage-humorous-home-decor-novelty-gift","provider":"The Crackpottery ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}