Nerves (Shot) Ceramic Jar | Funny Statement Storage | Humorous Home Decor | Novelty Gift
£16.00 GBP
Sale price
£16.00 GBP
Regular price
Nerves (Shot) Ceramic Jar | Funny Statement Storage | Humorous Home Decor | Novelty Gift
£16.00 GBP
Sale price
£16.00 GBP
Regular price
Nerves (Shot).
Perfect for people who are absolutely fine until they are not, and then suddenly need a moment, a breath, and possibly a sit down.
She stands approximately **10cm tall and 9.9cm wide**, which is an ideal size for loose change, tea, sugar, petty secrets, or whatever ritual you perform before doing the thing you said you’d already done.
Clean white ceramic. Bold text. No judgement. Liquid confidence not included.
**Details**
• White ceramic jar
• Height approx 10cm
• Width approx 9.9cm
• Lid included
**Care**
Decorative use recommended.
Hand wash only.
Not dishwasher or microwave safe.
The dishwasher cannot steady your hands or your life choices.
Ideal for kitchens, bars, shelves, studios, and anyone who needs a symbolic boost before public speaking, socialising, phone calls, or opening emails.
This jar will not calm your nerves.
But it does acknowledge them politely.
FOUND & SOURCED.
Altered by hand
DEEPLY INAPPROPRIATE
Styled With
Materials
Vintage finds, bad language and whatever fresh nonsense occurred to me that morning.
Care
Treat gently. Hand wash where appropriate. Some things are irreplaceable, unlike your ex.
Details
Professionally inappropriate. Socially questionable. Surprisingly well made.