{"product_id":"my-last-fuck-stoneware-apothecary-jar","title":"My Last Fuck Stoneware apothecary jar","description":"Apothecary Stoneware Jar “My Last Fuck” Vintage Style Jar 11 cm x 8.5 cm Crackpottery\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nAt long last, somewhere to keep the one you had left. This stoneware apothecary jar is labelled “My Last Fuck” in elegant black print, perfect for displaying that final bit of caring you misplaced sometime in 2019. It’s empty, obviously.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nStanding around 11 cm tall and 8.5 cm wide, it’s just the right size for your desk, bedroom, or emotional support shelf. Made from heavyweight stoneware with a glazed finish that says Victorian chemist meets dead inside.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nEach jar is slightly unique, just like the excuses you give for leaving early.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nIdeal for:\u003cbr\u003e\n• Exes, bosses, and anyone testing your patience\u003cbr\u003e\n• A visual representation of your work ethic\u003cbr\u003e\n• Gifts for friends hanging by a caffeine thread\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDetails:\u003cbr\u003e\nHeight 11 cm\u003cbr\u003e\nWidth 8.5 cm\u003cbr\u003e\nStoneware jar with black print\u003cbr\u003e\nHand finished with utter apathy\u003cbr\u003e\nHandwash only, not dishwasher safe\u003cbr\u003e\nContents not included, all fucks officially depleted","brand":"Etsy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53965645775186,"sku":"ET-4395758785","price":17.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1090\/2896\/6738\/files\/il_fullxfull.7402039089_d676.jpg?v=1783614235","url":"https:\/\/thecrackpottery.com\/products\/my-last-fuck-stoneware-apothecary-jar","provider":"The Crackpottery ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}