Mounjaro Apothecary Jar Funny Weight Loss Storage Jar Gothic Kitchen Decor Alternative Gift
£17.00 GBP
Sale price
£17.00 GBP
Regular price
For anyone who’s swapped cake for weekly injections and wants to store their smugness in style. This stoneware apothecary jar is labelled “Mounjaro” in fancy black print, perfect for holding your medication, snacks you no longer eat, or the personality you lost somewhere between doses.
Standing around 11 cm tall and 8.5 cm wide, it’s the ideal size for a kitchen shelf, bathroom cabinet, or altar to self-control. Made from heavyweight stoneware with a glazed finish that says Victorian chemist, modern chaos.
Each one has its own little quirks, just like your metabolism.
Ideal for:
• Holding pen tips, needles, or sugar-free sweets
• Weight-loss warriors and chaos dieters
• Gifts for friends who now live on coffee and spite
Details:
Height 11 cm
Width 8.5 cm
Stoneware jar with black print
Hand finished with a touch of vanity
Wipe clean only, not dishwasher safe
Contents not included, confidence optional
FOUND & SOURCED.
Altered by hand
DEEPLY INAPPROPRIATE
Styled With
Materials
Vintage finds, bad language and whatever fresh nonsense occurred to me that morning.
Care
Treat gently. Hand wash where appropriate. Some things are irreplaceable, unlike your ex.
Details
Professionally inappropriate. Socially questionable. Surprisingly well made.