Meats and Cheeses Always | Funny Vintage Plate | Sarcastic Gift
£18.00 GBP
Sale price
£18.00 GBP
Regular price
Meats and Cheeses Always | Funny Vintage Plate | Sarcastic Gift
£18.00 GBP
Sale price
£18.00 GBP
Regular price
“Meats and Cheeses Always Pleases”
Romance is fleeting, but a respectable cheese board has never sent a disappointing text at 2am. For the connoisseur whose love language is crackers, cured meats and absolutely no sharing.
Details
- Approximately 16 cm diameter
- Plate stand included
- Decorative use only; not for food
- Hand wash only
- Vintage china may show minor signs of age
The china is authentically vintage. The terrible manners are entirely our doing.
FOUND & SOURCED.
Altered by hand
DEEPLY INAPPROPRIATE
Styled With
Materials
Vintage finds, bad language and whatever fresh nonsense occurred to me that morning.
Care
Treat gently. Hand wash where appropriate. Some things are irreplaceable, unlike your ex.
Details
Professionally inappropriate. Socially questionable. Surprisingly well made.