{"product_id":"lsd-small-glass-jar","title":"LSD small glass jar","description":"LSD Glass Jar\u003cbr\u003e\nHeight: 9.4cm | Width: 8.3cm | Hand wash only (unless you want it to melt like your grip on reality)\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nLooking for a tasteful, understated way to label your sugar, sweetener, or legally questionable lifestyle choices? Look no further. This elegant little jar screams “functional psychosis with a vintage flair.”\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for storing herbs, trinkets, regrets, or that one sugar cube no one’s allowed to touch. Whether you’re microdosing creativity or just need somewhere to stash your serotonin deficiency, this jar has you covered.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nNo actual LSD included (tragic, we know)—just vibes, judgement, and fragile glass.\u003cbr\u003e\nHand wash only unless you enjoy psychedelic sadness and dishwasher-induced label loss.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n#LSDJar #GlasswareForWeirdos #TheCrackpottery #StorageSolutionsForDegenerates #NotFDAApproved #KitchenwareWithSideEffects","brand":"Etsy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53965668352338,"sku":"ET-4341644412","price":14.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1090\/2896\/6738\/files\/il_fullxfull.7054202784_6zup.jpg?v=1783614715","url":"https:\/\/thecrackpottery.com\/products\/lsd-small-glass-jar","provider":"The Crackpottery ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}