{"product_id":"live-laugh-toaster-bath-vintage-plate-with-stand","title":"Live laugh toaster bath, vintage plate with stand","description":"“Support Your Local Cemetery” Vintage Decorative Plate – Because Dead People Need Love Too ⚰️🖤🌹**\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nShow your neighborhood pride *and* your dark sense of humor with this 16cm vintage plate that says what we‘re all thinking:\u003cbr\u003e\n**“Support Your Local Cemetery.”**\u003cbr\u003e\nBecause let’s be honest—one day, *you’re* going to end up there. Might as well start investing early.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n🪦 Comes with a **FREE plate stand**, because propping this up on your mantle is way more fun than explaining your personality to guests.\u003cbr\u003e\n🖤 **Decorative only** – not for dinner, unless you‘re feeding the dearly departed.\u003cbr\u003e\n🧼 **Hand wash only**, just like your sins and regrets.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for:\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n* Goths with a love for community outreach\u003cbr\u003e\n* Graveyard picnickers and ghost story enthusiasts\u003cbr\u003e\n* People who think florals and funerals *can* mix\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n**⚠️ Please note:** This plate is *vintage*, meaning it may have some fading, marks, or ghost fingerprints. These are signs of age, not flaws — much like your dark humor and general distrust of daylight.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\\#SupportYourLocalCemetery\u003cbr\u003e\n\\#GothHomeGoals\u003cbr\u003e\n\\#DeadButDecorated\u003cbr\u003e\n\\#VintageWithABodyCount\u003cbr\u003e\n\\#FreePlateStandBecauseImNotHeartless\u003cbr\u003e\n\\#HandWashOnlyWitch\u003cbr\u003e\n\\#DecorativeOnlyDarlings\u003cbr\u003e\n\\#SpookyAndSupportive\u003cbr\u003e\n\\#CemeteryChic\u003cbr\u003e\n\\#DarkDecorForDarkSouls\u003cbr\u003e\n\\#GhostApproved\u003cbr\u003e\n\\#MorbidButMakeItCute\u003cbr\u003e\n\\#TombstoneTrendy\u003cbr\u003e\n\\#HauntedButMakeItVintage\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n---\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nLet me know if you want a more Halloweeny version, a pastel goth twist, or one with more historical graveyard flair. ☠️💐🪦","brand":"Etsy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54047196348754,"sku":"ET-4537789322","price":17.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1090\/2896\/6738\/files\/il_fullxfull.8251514040_h8r7.jpg?v=1784545921","url":"https:\/\/thecrackpottery.com\/products\/live-laugh-toaster-bath-vintage-plate-with-stand","provider":"The Crackpottery ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}