Lack of Planning on Your Part Does Not Constitute an Emergency on Mine Plate Vintage Crackpottery with stand
£17.00 GBP
Sale price
£17.00 GBP
Regular price
Lack of Planning on Your Part Does Not Constitute an Emergency on Mine Plate Vintage Crackpottery with stand
£17.00 GBP
Sale price
£17.00 GBP
Regular price
For the overworked, the unbothered, and the emotionally unavailable. A classy way to say “your chaos is not my problem.” Hang it somewhere visible so people know exactly where the boundaries are before they start flapping.
🍽 The Plate
Size: 16cm, ideal for biscuits, keys, or glaring at while someone overshares
Genuine vintage crockery, rescued and upcycled by The Crackpottery
Hand-finished in the UK with pure passive-aggressive energy
⚠️ Please Note
Decorative use only, not suitable for food or dishwasher
Each plate is vintage and unique, just like your patience level
🎁 Perfect For
Colleagues who live in crisis mode
Anyone whose resting face says “no”
Bosses, freelancers, teachers, and saints who’ve had enough
Because boundaries look better on fine china.
FOUND & SOURCED.
Altered by hand
DEEPLY INAPPROPRIATE
Styled With
Materials
Vintage finds, bad language and whatever fresh nonsense occurred to me that morning.
Care
Treat gently. Hand wash where appropriate. Some things are irreplaceable, unlike your ex.
Details
Professionally inappropriate. Socially questionable. Surprisingly well made.