{"product_id":"ketamine-white-apothecary-jar","title":"Ketamine white apothecary jar","description":"White Ceramic Sugar Bowl Ketamine\u003cbr\u003e\nThe most politely unassuming bowl to ever host a midlife crisis. A pristine white ceramic sugar bowl boldly labelled Ketamine because nothing says “welcome to my home” like a touch of chaotic veterinary energy.\u003cbr\u003e\nShe measures a dainty 15 cm wide including her innocent little handles, with the bowl itself coming in at 10 cm diameter and 10 cm high. Perfect for sugar, sweets, secrets, spite or your fully fictional ket stash. For legal reasons, fictional and probably for horses.\u003cbr\u003e\nHandwash only. The dishwasher has enough trauma without adding this to its CV.\u003cbr\u003e\nIdeal for goth hosts, chaotic tea drinkers, elder emos and anyone who wants their guests to seriously question what kind of kitchen they’ve walked into.","brand":"Etsy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53965664551250,"sku":"ET-4409021972","price":16.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1090\/2896\/6738\/files\/il_fullxfull.7469775591_1z2t.jpg?v=1783614640","url":"https:\/\/thecrackpottery.com\/products\/ketamine-white-apothecary-jar","provider":"The Crackpottery ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}