Ketamine apothecary jar

Ketamine apothecary jar

£17.00 GBP
Sale price  £17.00 GBP Regular price 

5 reviews

5 reviews

Ketamine apothecary jar

£17.00 GBP
Sale price  £17.00 GBP Regular price 
Altered Apothecary Jar – Ketamine –11cm High, 8.5cm Wide

Ever wanted to add a touch of Victorian quackery to your modern existential crisis? Meet your new favourite conversation starter: the “Ketamine” apothecary jar – perfect for storing absolutely nothing illegal (obviously) and 100% guaranteed to raise an eyebrow or two.

Standing a dignified 11cm high and 8.5cm wide, this little pot of chaos is just the right size for your imaginary stash of horse tranquilliser… or, you know, cotton buds, sugar lumps, or the tears of your enemies.

Hand-altered with the utmost sarcasm and absolutely zero respect for traditional home decor, this jar is for the bold, the broken, and the darkly humorous. Pop it on your bathroom shelf, your bedside table, or your altar to the gods of questionable life choices.

Important Stuff:

Strictly handwash only – your dishwasher can’t handle this level of nonsense.

Jar is purely decorative and does not contain actual ketamine. Please stop asking.

Each jar is perfectly imperfect because mass-produced, personality-free decor is for people who hate fun.

Go on, add a sprinkle of dark apothecary mischief to your life. Doctor’s orders.*

FOUND & SOURCED.

Altered by hand

DEEPLY INAPPROPRIATE

Styled With

Ketamine apothecary jar
Materials

Vintage finds, bad language and whatever fresh nonsense occurred to me that morning.

Care

Treat gently. Hand wash where appropriate. Some things are irreplaceable, unlike your ex.

Details

Professionally inappropriate. Socially questionable. Surprisingly well made.

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