{"product_id":"just-the-tip-engraved-butter-knife-stainless-steel-funny-kitchen-gift","title":"Just the Tip Engraved Butter Knife | Stainless Steel | Funny Kitchen Gift","description":"A perfectly respectable butter knife.\u003cbr\u003e\nUntil you read it.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis brushed gold stainless steel butter knife has been permanently engraved with the phrase “Just The Tip”, because breakfast clearly needed a little more chaos.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for spreading butter, jam, or deeply inappropriate humour across toast, crumpets, and unsuspecting house guests.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDesigned for people who enjoy rude things in polite places.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDetails\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• Phrase engraved: Lube the Loaf\u003cbr\u003e\n• Stainless steel\u003cbr\u003e\n• Permanent laser engraving (not printed or stuck on)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Length: 24.5 cm\u003cbr\u003e\n• Food safe stainless steel\u003cbr\u003e\n• Sold individually\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nCare\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDishwasher safe, although hand washing will help keep the finish looking its best for longer.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nImportant\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nUnlike many items in my shop, these knives are brand new, not vintage pieces. Each one is engraved in my studio before heading out into the world to cause mild breakfast-related chaos.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe Crackpottery\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nA shop dedicated to putting questionable words on very respectable objects.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nBecause polite crockery deserves a little corruption.","brand":"Etsy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53965625229650,"sku":"ET-4478549848","price":10.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1090\/2896\/6738\/files\/il_fullxfull.7907120164_a3z2.jpg?v=1783613681","url":"https:\/\/thecrackpottery.com\/products\/just-the-tip-engraved-butter-knife-stainless-steel-funny-kitchen-gift","provider":"The Crackpottery ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}