Just the Tip Engraved Butter Knife | Stainless Steel | Funny Kitchen Gift
£10.00 GBP
Sale price
£10.00 GBP
Regular price
Just the Tip Engraved Butter Knife | Stainless Steel | Funny Kitchen Gift
£10.00 GBP
Sale price
£10.00 GBP
Regular price
Until you read it.
This brushed gold stainless steel butter knife has been permanently engraved with the phrase “Just The Tip”, because breakfast clearly needed a little more chaos.
Perfect for spreading butter, jam, or deeply inappropriate humour across toast, crumpets, and unsuspecting house guests.
Designed for people who enjoy rude things in polite places.
Details
• Phrase engraved: Lube the Loaf
• Stainless steel
• Permanent laser engraving (not printed or stuck on)
• Length: 24.5 cm
• Food safe stainless steel
• Sold individually
Care
Dishwasher safe, although hand washing will help keep the finish looking its best for longer.
Important
Unlike many items in my shop, these knives are brand new, not vintage pieces. Each one is engraved in my studio before heading out into the world to cause mild breakfast-related chaos.
The Crackpottery
A shop dedicated to putting questionable words on very respectable objects.
Because polite crockery deserves a little corruption.
FOUND & SOURCED.
Altered by hand
DEEPLY INAPPROPRIATE
Styled With
Materials
Vintage finds, bad language and whatever fresh nonsense occurred to me that morning.
Care
Treat gently. Hand wash where appropriate. Some things are irreplaceable, unlike your ex.
Details
Professionally inappropriate. Socially questionable. Surprisingly well made.