{"product_id":"just-say-no-unless-its-free-plate-vintage-crackpottery-with-stand-1","title":"Just Say No Unless Its Free Plate  Vintage Crackpottery with stand","description":"Just Say No Unless It’s Free Vintage Plate\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nJust say no.\u003cbr\u003e\nUnless it’s free.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nA life philosophy for people who have learned the hard way that enthusiasm is expensive and boundaries are cheaper. This plate exists to protect your time, your energy, and your bank balance.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for kitchens, studios, offices, market stalls, or anywhere you’re routinely asked for “a quick favour”.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nHang it proudly as a reminder that exposure doesn’t pay the bills and neither does vibes-based labour.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDetails\u003cbr\u003e\n• Genuine vintage plate\u003cbr\u003e\n• Plate measures approx. 16cm\u003cbr\u003e\n• Plate stand included\u003cbr\u003e\n• Decorative use only\u003cbr\u003e\n• Hand wash only\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nImportant vintage disclaimer\u003cbr\u003e\nThis is a true vintage plate and may show light signs of its previous life including minor surface marks or age-related wear. These are not flaws. They are character. Much like this boundary.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nNot microwave safe. Not dishwasher safe. Not negotiable.","brand":"Etsy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53965652918610,"sku":"ET-4435566935","price":17.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1090\/2896\/6738\/files\/il_fullxfull.7578165920_o30c.jpg?v=1783614410","url":"https:\/\/thecrackpottery.com\/products\/just-say-no-unless-its-free-plate-vintage-crackpottery-with-stand-1","provider":"The Crackpottery ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}