{"product_id":"jesus-disappointments-all-of-you-vintage-plate-with-stand","title":"Jesus Disappointments all of you, vintage plate with stand","description":"**Vintage “Jesus Disappointments All of You With” Plate – 16cm of Holy Judgment and Divine Sass** 🍽️😇\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nEver feel like the universe (and Jesus) is looking down on you and saying, *\"Wow, you really messed this up, didn’t you?\"* Well, now you can express that feeling in *porcelain* form with this vintage 16cm plate. Featuring the iconic message, *“Jesus Disappointments All of You With”*—because let’s face it, sometimes even the Big Guy in the sky has *regrets*.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n**Product Details:**\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n* **Size**: 16cm (just the right size to serve up a side of guilt with your snacks, but not too big to ruin the vibe of your living room)\u003cbr\u003e\n* **Message**: *“Jesus Disappointments All of You With”* – It’s like a little reminder that no matter how much you pray, sometimes the only thing you get is disappointment (and maybe a little divine side-eye).\u003cbr\u003e\n* **FREE Plate Stand**: Because this plate is *too* good to be left lying flat on a table. Show it off like the cheeky little statement it is—perfect for passive-aggressive dinner parties.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n**Important Info (a.k.a. Divine Warning):**\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n* **Decorative Only**: This isn’t a *plate* for food. It’s a *message* for your soul. Keep it pristine while you serve up judgment, one side-eye at a time.\u003cbr\u003e\n* **Handwash Only**: Just like your reputation after *that* party, this plate doesn’t do dishwashers. Handwash it with the care it deserves—and maybe say a little prayer while you’re at it.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n**Perfect For:**\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n* Displaying in your kitchen, where you can silently judge everyone who thinks they can just *do whatever* and still get away with it.\u003cbr\u003e\n* Starting family conversations that will get awkward *real quick*. (“No, Aunt Susan, I didn’t mean you…”)\u003cbr\u003e\n* Keeping on your mantle as a daily reminder that life choices matter, and Jesus is silently judging them all.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n**Note:** This plate is vintage, so don’t be shocked if it has a few age spots or marks—hey, even divine things aren’t perfect. Embrace the *character*—like a good *prayer* after a *really* bad date.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nGet yours today, because sometimes we all need a little reminder that Jesus might be disappointed in us—but at least *we* have a plate to show it.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n---\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n**Tags**: #JesusDisappointments #VintageSarcasm #HolyJudgment #SassyPlate #NotForFood #HandwashOnly #SarcasticDecor #DivineSass #ExistentialCrisis #VintagePlate #NotTheJesusYouWereLookingFor #FunnyHomeDecor","brand":"Etsy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53965638598994,"sku":"ET-4527810319","price":16.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1090\/2896\/6738\/files\/il_fullxfull.8177285568_snve.jpg?v=1783614050","url":"https:\/\/thecrackpottery.com\/products\/jesus-disappointments-all-of-you-vintage-plate-with-stand","provider":"The Crackpottery ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}