Jesus Disappointments all of you, vintage plate with stand
£16.00 GBP
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£16.00 GBP
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Ever feel like the universe (and Jesus) is looking down on you and saying, *"Wow, you really messed this up, didn’t you?"* Well, now you can express that feeling in *porcelain* form with this vintage 16cm plate. Featuring the iconic message, *“Jesus Disappointments All of You With”*—because let’s face it, sometimes even the Big Guy in the sky has *regrets*.
**Product Details:**
* **Size**: 16cm (just the right size to serve up a side of guilt with your snacks, but not too big to ruin the vibe of your living room)
* **Message**: *“Jesus Disappointments All of You With”* – It’s like a little reminder that no matter how much you pray, sometimes the only thing you get is disappointment (and maybe a little divine side-eye).
* **FREE Plate Stand**: Because this plate is *too* good to be left lying flat on a table. Show it off like the cheeky little statement it is—perfect for passive-aggressive dinner parties.
**Important Info (a.k.a. Divine Warning):**
* **Decorative Only**: This isn’t a *plate* for food. It’s a *message* for your soul. Keep it pristine while you serve up judgment, one side-eye at a time.
* **Handwash Only**: Just like your reputation after *that* party, this plate doesn’t do dishwashers. Handwash it with the care it deserves—and maybe say a little prayer while you’re at it.
**Perfect For:**
* Displaying in your kitchen, where you can silently judge everyone who thinks they can just *do whatever* and still get away with it.
* Starting family conversations that will get awkward *real quick*. (“No, Aunt Susan, I didn’t mean you…”)
* Keeping on your mantle as a daily reminder that life choices matter, and Jesus is silently judging them all.
**Note:** This plate is vintage, so don’t be shocked if it has a few age spots or marks—hey, even divine things aren’t perfect. Embrace the *character*—like a good *prayer* after a *really* bad date.
Get yours today, because sometimes we all need a little reminder that Jesus might be disappointed in us—but at least *we* have a plate to show it.
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**Tags**: #JesusDisappointments #VintageSarcasm #HolyJudgment #SassyPlate #NotForFood #HandwashOnly #SarcasticDecor #DivineSass #ExistentialCrisis #VintagePlate #NotTheJesusYouWereLookingFor #FunnyHomeDecor
FOUND & SOURCED.
Altered by hand
DEEPLY INAPPROPRIATE
Styled With
Materials
Vintage finds, bad language and whatever fresh nonsense occurred to me that morning.
Care
Treat gently. Hand wash where appropriate. Some things are irreplaceable, unlike your ex.
Details
Professionally inappropriate. Socially questionable. Surprisingly well made.