{"product_id":"its-my-anxitea-engraved-gold-teaspoon-funny-anxiety-spoon-rude-teaspoon-gift-dark-humour-cutlery-novelty-spoon","title":"Its My Anxitea Engraved Gold Teaspoon, Funny Anxiety Spoon, Rude Teaspoon Gift, Dark Humour Cutlery, Novelty Spoon","description":"A teaspoon for when your brain won’t shut up and your tea is doing its best.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n“IT’S MY ANXITEA” engraved on a calm, elegant brushed gold spoon that absolutely does not match the internal chaos it represents.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPolite on the outside. Spiralling on the inside.\u003cbr\u003e\nJust like the rest of us.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for stirring tea, coffee, and intrusive thoughts.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDetails:\u003cbr\u003e\n• Brushed gold stainless steel teaspoon\u003cbr\u003e\n• Length: 13.1 cm\u003cbr\u003e\n• Width: 2.9 cm\u003cbr\u003e\n• Depth: 1.8 cm\u003cbr\u003e\n• Engraving is permanent and won’t wash off\u003cbr\u003e\n• Not a sticker, not printed, no fading nonsense\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPackaging:\u003cbr\u003e\nPresented in a soft velvet pouch, like a tiny emotional support object.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nImportant Notes:\u003cbr\u003e\n• Not vintage, just clinically dramatic\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fully functional teaspoon with anxious energy\u003cbr\u003e\n• Hand wash recommended to keep the gold finish looking its best","brand":"Etsy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53965637255506,"sku":"ET-4480927128","price":10.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1090\/2896\/6738\/files\/il_fullxfull.7912187991_km0g.jpg?v=1783614020","url":"https:\/\/thecrackpottery.com\/products\/its-my-anxitea-engraved-gold-teaspoon-funny-anxiety-spoon-rude-teaspoon-gift-dark-humour-cutlery-novelty-spoon","provider":"The Crackpottery ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}