Its My Anxitea Engraved Gold Teaspoon, Funny Anxiety Spoon, Rude Teaspoon Gift, Dark Humour Cutlery, Novelty Spoon

Its My Anxitea Engraved Gold Teaspoon, Funny Anxiety Spoon, Rude Teaspoon Gift, Dark Humour Cutlery, Novelty Spoon

£10.00 GBP
£10.00 GBP
Its My Anxitea Engraved Gold Teaspoon, Funny Anxiety Spoon, Rude Teaspoon Gift, Dark Humour Cutlery, Novelty Spoon

1 reviews

1 reviews

Its My Anxitea Engraved Gold Teaspoon, Funny Anxiety Spoon, Rude Teaspoon Gift, Dark Humour Cutlery, Novelty Spoon

£10.00 GBP
£10.00 GBP
A teaspoon for when your brain won’t shut up and your tea is doing its best.

“IT’S MY ANXITEA” engraved on a calm, elegant brushed gold spoon that absolutely does not match the internal chaos it represents.

Polite on the outside. Spiralling on the inside.
Just like the rest of us.

Perfect for stirring tea, coffee, and intrusive thoughts.

Details:
• Brushed gold stainless steel teaspoon
• Length: 13.1 cm
• Width: 2.9 cm
• Depth: 1.8 cm
• Engraving is permanent and won’t wash off
• Not a sticker, not printed, no fading nonsense

Packaging:
Presented in a soft velvet pouch, like a tiny emotional support object.

Important Notes:
• Not vintage, just clinically dramatic
• Fully functional teaspoon with anxious energy
• Hand wash recommended to keep the gold finish looking its best

FOUND & SOURCED.

Altered by hand

DEEPLY INAPPROPRIATE

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Its My Anxitea Engraved Gold Teaspoon, Funny Anxiety Spoon, Rude Teaspoon Gift, Dark Humour Cutlery, Novelty Spoon
  • Its My Anxitea Engraved Gold Teaspoon, Funny Anxiety Spoon, Rude Teaspoon Gift, Dark Humour Cutlery, Novelty Spoon
  • Its My Anxitea Engraved Gold Teaspoon, Funny Anxiety Spoon, Rude Teaspoon Gift, Dark Humour Cutlery, Novelty Spoon
  • Its My Anxitea Engraved Gold Teaspoon, Funny Anxiety Spoon, Rude Teaspoon Gift, Dark Humour Cutlery, Novelty Spoon
  • Its My Anxitea Engraved Gold Teaspoon, Funny Anxiety Spoon, Rude Teaspoon Gift, Dark Humour Cutlery, Novelty Spoon
  • Its My Anxitea Engraved Gold Teaspoon, Funny Anxiety Spoon, Rude Teaspoon Gift, Dark Humour Cutlery, Novelty Spoon
  • Its My Anxitea Engraved Gold Teaspoon, Funny Anxiety Spoon, Rude Teaspoon Gift, Dark Humour Cutlery, Novelty Spoon
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Abigail Bellett

Ordered as a gift and its perfect! Recipient loves it. Shame it didnt arrive in time for her birthday, but the Poison jar did so nevermind. Thank you!

Materials

Vintage finds, bad language and whatever fresh nonsense occurred to me that morning.
Care

Treat gently. Hand wash where appropriate. Some things are irreplaceable, unlike your ex.
Details

Professionally inappropriate. Socially questionable. Surprisingly well made.

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Abigail Bellett

Ordered as a gift and its perfect! Recipient loves it. Shame it didnt arrive in time for her birthday, but the Poison jar did so nevermind. Thank you!

  • 5 stars: 1 (100%)
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Abigail Bellett

Ordered as a gift and its perfect! Recipient loves it. Shame it didnt arrive in time for her birthday, but the Poison jar did so nevermind. Thank you!