Its My Anxitea Engraved Gold Teaspoon, Funny Anxiety Spoon, Rude Teaspoon Gift, Dark Humour Cutlery, Novelty Spoon
£10.00 GBP
Sale price
£10.00 GBP
Regular price
Its My Anxitea Engraved Gold Teaspoon, Funny Anxiety Spoon, Rude Teaspoon Gift, Dark Humour Cutlery, Novelty Spoon
£10.00 GBP
Sale price
£10.00 GBP
Regular price
“IT’S MY ANXITEA” engraved on a calm, elegant brushed gold spoon that absolutely does not match the internal chaos it represents.
Polite on the outside. Spiralling on the inside.
Just like the rest of us.
Perfect for stirring tea, coffee, and intrusive thoughts.
Details:
• Brushed gold stainless steel teaspoon
• Length: 13.1 cm
• Width: 2.9 cm
• Depth: 1.8 cm
• Engraving is permanent and won’t wash off
• Not a sticker, not printed, no fading nonsense
Packaging:
Presented in a soft velvet pouch, like a tiny emotional support object.
Important Notes:
• Not vintage, just clinically dramatic
• Fully functional teaspoon with anxious energy
• Hand wash recommended to keep the gold finish looking its best
FOUND & SOURCED.
Altered by hand
DEEPLY INAPPROPRIATE
Styled With
Materials
Vintage finds, bad language and whatever fresh nonsense occurred to me that morning.
Care
Treat gently. Hand wash where appropriate. Some things are irreplaceable, unlike your ex.
Details
Professionally inappropriate. Socially questionable. Surprisingly well made.