It's Bathtime Darling Fetch the Toaster statement plate

It's Bathtime Darling Fetch the Toaster | Funny Vintage Plate | Dark Humour

£18.00 GBP
Sale price  £18.00 GBP Regular price 

It's Bathtime Darling Fetch the Toaster | Funny Vintage Plate | Dark Humour

£18.00 GBP
Sale price  £18.00 GBP Regular price 

“It's Bathtime Darling Fetch the Toaster”

For those days when a scented candle and a soothing bath just seem outrageously inadequate. A piece of pitch-black bathroom humour, best displayed well away from electrical appliances. Absolutely not a set of instructions.

Details

  • Approx. 16 cm vintage side plate
  • Plate stand included
  • Decorative use only; not for food
  • Hand wash only
  • Original vintage china with possible age-related marks

These vintage plates have seen things. Small signs of age are history; the questionable opinions are entirely our fault.

FOUND & SOURCED.

Altered by hand

DEEPLY INAPPROPRIATE

Styled With

It's Bathtime Darling Fetch the Toaster statement plate
Materials

Vintage finds, bad language and whatever fresh nonsense occurred to me that morning.

Care

Treat gently. Hand wash where appropriate. Some things are irreplaceable, unlike your ex.

Details

Professionally inappropriate. Socially questionable. Surprisingly well made.

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