{"product_id":"inappropriate-breakfast-knife-set-4-engraved-butter-knives-stainless-steel-funny-kitchen-gift","title":"Inappropriate Breakfast Knife Set  4 Engraved Butter Knives | Stainless Steel | Funny Kitchen Gift","description":"A perfectly respectable set of butter knives.\u003cbr\u003e\nUntil you read them.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis set of four stainless steel butter knives has been permanently engraved with some deeply questionable breakfast instructions. Perfect for spreading butter, jam, and mild social discomfort across your morning routine.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDesigned for people who enjoy rude things in polite places.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe Set Includes\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• Butter My Muffin\u003cbr\u003e\n• Show Me Your Knob\u003cbr\u003e\n• Just The Tip \u003cbr\u003e\n• Spread Me Daddy\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nFour knives. One extremely inappropriate breakfast.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDetails\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• Set of 4 engraved butter knives\u003cbr\u003e\n• Stainless steel\u003cbr\u003e\n• Permanent laser engraving (not printed or stuck on)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Length: 24.5 cm each\u003cbr\u003e\n• Food safe stainless steel\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nCare\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDishwasher safe, although hand washing will help keep the finish looking its best for longer.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nImportant\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nUnlike many items in my shop, these knives are brand new, not vintage pieces like my plates. Each one is engraved in my studio before heading out into the world to cause minor breakfast-related chaos.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe Crackpottery\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nA shop dedicated to putting questionable words on very respectable objects.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nBecause polite crockery clearly needed corrupting.","brand":"Etsy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53965604258130,"sku":"ET-4478543703","price":30.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1090\/2896\/6738\/files\/il_fullxfull.7907121996_28cw.jpg?v=1783613099","url":"https:\/\/thecrackpottery.com\/products\/inappropriate-breakfast-knife-set-4-engraved-butter-knives-stainless-steel-funny-kitchen-gift","provider":"The Crackpottery ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}