{"product_id":"inappropriate-breakfast-knife-set-4-engraved-butter-knives-stainless-steel-funny-kitchen-gift-1","title":"Inappropriate Breakfast Knife Set  4 Engraved Butter Knives | Stainless Steel | Funny Kitchen Gift","description":"A perfectly respectable set of breakfast cutlery.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nUntil you read them.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis set of four hammered gold stainless steel butter knives has been permanently engraved with some deeply questionable breakfast instructions. Perfect for spreading butter, jam, and mild social discomfort across your morning routine.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDesigned for people who enjoy rude things in polite places.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe Set Includes\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• Butter My Muffin\u003cbr\u003e\n• Show Me Your Knob\u003cbr\u003e\n• Just The Tip\u003cbr\u003e\n• Spread Me Daddy\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nFour knives. One extremely inappropriate breakfast.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDetails\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• Set of 4 engraved butter knives\u003cbr\u003e\n• Hammered gold stainless steel finish\u003cbr\u003e\n• Permanent laser engraving\u003cbr\u003e\n• Length: 21 cm each\u003cbr\u003e\n• Food safe stainless steel\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nCare\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDishwasher safe, although hand washing will help preserve the gold finish and keep them looking their best for longer.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nImportant\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nUnlike many items in my shop, these knives are brand new rather than vintage. Each one is individually engraved in my studio before heading out into the world to cause minor breakfast-related chaos.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe Crackpottery\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nA shop dedicated to putting questionable words on very respectable objects.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nBecause polite tableware clearly needed corrupting.","brand":"Etsy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53965651673426,"sku":"ET-4525473559","price":30.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1090\/2896\/6738\/files\/il_fullxfull.8161803022_m69l.jpg?v=1783614339","url":"https:\/\/thecrackpottery.com\/products\/inappropriate-breakfast-knife-set-4-engraved-butter-knives-stainless-steel-funny-kitchen-gift-1","provider":"The Crackpottery ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}