Inappropriate Breakfast Knife Set 4 Engraved Butter Knives | Stainless Steel | Funny Kitchen Gift
£30.00 GBP
Sale price
£30.00 GBP
Regular price
Inappropriate Breakfast Knife Set 4 Engraved Butter Knives | Stainless Steel | Funny Kitchen Gift
£30.00 GBP
Sale price
£30.00 GBP
Regular price
Until you read them.
This set of four hammered gold stainless steel butter knives has been permanently engraved with some deeply questionable breakfast instructions. Perfect for spreading butter, jam, and mild social discomfort across your morning routine.
Designed for people who enjoy rude things in polite places.
The Set Includes
• Butter My Muffin
• Show Me Your Knob
• Just The Tip
• Spread Me Daddy
Four knives. One extremely inappropriate breakfast.
Details
• Set of 4 engraved butter knives
• Hammered gold stainless steel finish
• Permanent laser engraving
• Length: 21 cm each
• Food safe stainless steel
Care
Dishwasher safe, although hand washing will help preserve the gold finish and keep them looking their best for longer.
Important
Unlike many items in my shop, these knives are brand new rather than vintage. Each one is individually engraved in my studio before heading out into the world to cause minor breakfast-related chaos.
The Crackpottery
A shop dedicated to putting questionable words on very respectable objects.
Because polite tableware clearly needed corrupting.
FOUND & SOURCED.
Altered by hand
DEEPLY INAPPROPRIATE
Styled With
Materials
Vintage finds, bad language and whatever fresh nonsense occurred to me that morning.
Care
Treat gently. Hand wash where appropriate. Some things are irreplaceable, unlike your ex.
Details
Professionally inappropriate. Socially questionable. Surprisingly well made.