Inappropriate Breakfast Knife Set 4 Engraved Butter Knives | Stainless Steel | Funny Kitchen Gift

Name: Inappropriate Breakfast Knife Set 4 Engraved Butter Knives | Stainless Steel | Funny Kitchen Gift
Brand: Etsy
SKU: ET-4478543703
Price: 30.00 GBP
Availability: InStock

£30.00 GBP

A perfectly respectable set of butter knives.
Until you read them.

This set of four stainless steel butter knives has been permanently engraved with some deeply questionable breakfast instructions. Perfect for spreading butter, jam, and mild social discomfort across your morning routine.

Designed for people who enjoy rude things in polite places.

The Set Includes

• Butter My Muffin
• Show Me Your Knob
• Just The Tip
• Spread Me Daddy

Four knives. One extremely inappropriate breakfast.

Details

• Set of 4 engraved butter knives
• Stainless steel
• Permanent laser engraving (not printed or stuck on)
• Length: 24.5 cm each
• Food safe stainless steel

Care

Dishwasher safe, although hand washing will help keep the finish looking its best for longer.

Important

Unlike many items in my shop, these knives are brand new, not vintage pieces like my plates. Each one is engraved in my studio before heading out into the world to cause minor breakfast-related chaos.

The Crackpottery

A shop dedicated to putting questionable words on very respectable objects.

Because polite crockery clearly needed corrupting.

FOUND & SOURCED.

Altered by hand

DEEPLY INAPPROPRIATE