In This House We Fucking Swear Plate Vintage Crackpottery with stand
£16.00 GBP
Sale price
£16.00 GBP
Regular price
In This House We Fucking Swear Plate Vintage Crackpottery with stand
£16.00 GBP
Sale price
£16.00 GBP
Regular price
For homes where manners died years ago and the swear jar was melted down for scrap. A proud declaration of family values: honesty, humour, and a healthy vocabulary of profanity.
🍽 The Plate
Size: 16cm, perfect for wall display, entryways, or above the kettle where the chaos brews
Genuine vintage crockery, rescued and upcycled with foul-mouthed affection
Hand-finished in the UK by The Crackpottery, masters of sweary domestic art
⚠️ Please Note
For display only, not suitable for food or dishwasher
Each plate is vintage and unique, just like the colourful language it celebrates
🎁 Perfect For
Proudly uncensored households
Parents who gave up on “inside voices”
That mate whose every sentence needs a bleep
Because some homes have rules. Ours have punchlines.
FOUND & SOURCED.
Altered by hand
DEEPLY INAPPROPRIATE
Styled With
Materials
Vintage finds, bad language and whatever fresh nonsense occurred to me that morning.
Care
Treat gently. Hand wash where appropriate. Some things are irreplaceable, unlike your ex.
Details
Professionally inappropriate. Socially questionable. Surprisingly well made.