{"product_id":"imperfect-engraved-cutlery-add-on-studio-seconds-funny-rude-cutlery","title":"Imperfect Engraved Cutlery Add-On | Studio Seconds | Funny Rude Cutlery","description":"Quantity must match the number of full-priced items in your order. Any extras will be refunded.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nTHE DRAWER OF SHAME\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nA 20p add-on for people who enjoy giving slightly wonky things a loving home.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nMy studio has accumulated a frankly unreasonable amount of engraved cutlery that didn’t quite make the cut for full-price sale. Some pieces have minor scratches or marks. Some engravings are slightly off-centre. Some are discontinued designs, test pieces, or simply victims of me deciding I didn’t like them after all.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThey are still perfectly functional pieces of cutlery. They’re just not up to the standard I’d sell individually at full price.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nAdd this listing to your order and I’ll include one imperfect engraved piece of cutlery for each quantity purchased.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nFor example:\u003cbr\u003e\nQuantity 1 = 1 imperfect piece\u003cbr\u003e\nQuantity 3 = 3 imperfect pieces\u003cbr\u003e\nQuantity 5 = 5 imperfect pieces\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nImportant\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis is an add-on item only and must be purchased alongside another item from my shop. Orders for this item on it‘s own will be cancelled.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nEach piece is selected from available studio seconds stock. Designs cannot be chosen or requested.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nYour piece may have one or more minor imperfections, including:\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• Light scratches or surface marks\u003cbr\u003e\n• Slightly off-centre engraving\u003cbr\u003e\n• Small engraving inconsistencies\u003cbr\u003e\n• Cosmetic imperfections\u003cbr\u003e\n• Discontinued designs\u003cbr\u003e\n• Test engravings\u003cbr\u003e\n• Designs I decided not to release\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe exact cutlery type may vary depending on available studio seconds stock and may include spoons, teaspoons, forks, knives or other engraved cutlery pieces.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nNo refunds or exchanges are accepted on this add-on due to disclosed cosmetic imperfections and the nature of studio seconds. Your statutory rights are not affected.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nOne quantity purchased = one imperfect engraved cutlery piece added to your order.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nTwenty pence. One rescued bit of questionable cutlery. The Drawer of Shame gets slightly less full.","brand":"Etsy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53965604356434,"sku":"ET-4534071595","price":0.2,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1090\/2896\/6738\/files\/il_fullxfull.8223014422_5uhm.jpg?v=1783613100","url":"https:\/\/thecrackpottery.com\/products\/imperfect-engraved-cutlery-add-on-studio-seconds-funny-rude-cutlery","provider":"The Crackpottery ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}