Imperfect Engraved Cutlery Add-On | Studio Seconds | Funny Rude Cutlery
£0.20 GBP
Sale price
£0.20 GBP
Regular price
Imperfect Engraved Cutlery Add-On | Studio Seconds | Funny Rude Cutlery
£0.20 GBP
Sale price
£0.20 GBP
Regular price
THE DRAWER OF SHAME
A 20p add-on for people who enjoy giving slightly wonky things a loving home.
My studio has accumulated a frankly unreasonable amount of engraved cutlery that didn’t quite make the cut for full-price sale. Some pieces have minor scratches or marks. Some engravings are slightly off-centre. Some are discontinued designs, test pieces, or simply victims of me deciding I didn’t like them after all.
They are still perfectly functional pieces of cutlery. They’re just not up to the standard I’d sell individually at full price.
Add this listing to your order and I’ll include one imperfect engraved piece of cutlery for each quantity purchased.
For example:
Quantity 1 = 1 imperfect piece
Quantity 3 = 3 imperfect pieces
Quantity 5 = 5 imperfect pieces
Important
This is an add-on item only and must be purchased alongside another item from my shop. Orders for this item on it‘s own will be cancelled.
Each piece is selected from available studio seconds stock. Designs cannot be chosen or requested.
Your piece may have one or more minor imperfections, including:
• Light scratches or surface marks
• Slightly off-centre engraving
• Small engraving inconsistencies
• Cosmetic imperfections
• Discontinued designs
• Test engravings
• Designs I decided not to release
The exact cutlery type may vary depending on available studio seconds stock and may include spoons, teaspoons, forks, knives or other engraved cutlery pieces.
No refunds or exchanges are accepted on this add-on due to disclosed cosmetic imperfections and the nature of studio seconds. Your statutory rights are not affected.
One quantity purchased = one imperfect engraved cutlery piece added to your order.
Twenty pence. One rescued bit of questionable cutlery. The Drawer of Shame gets slightly less full.
FOUND & SOURCED.
Altered by hand
DEEPLY INAPPROPRIATE
Styled With
Materials
Vintage finds, bad language and whatever fresh nonsense occurred to me that morning.
Care
Treat gently. Hand wash where appropriate. Some things are irreplaceable, unlike your ex.
Details
Professionally inappropriate. Socially questionable. Surprisingly well made.