{"product_id":"if-you-cant-kill-them-with-kindness-try-poison-vintage-plate-with-stand-2","title":"If you can't kill them with kindness try poison, vintage plate with stand","description":"\"If You Can‘t Kill Them with Kindness, Try Poison\" – Vintage Plate\u003cbr\u003e\nDecorative Only – Comes with Stand (because we’re classy like that)\u003cbr\u003e\n16cm of pure homicidal charm\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nAh, kindness. That overrated weapon of the weak. For when smiling sweetly through gritted teeth just doesn’t quite cut it, may we suggest... a vintage porcelain reminder that poison is always plan B.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis 16cm plate once held scones. Now it holds grudges. Hand-lettered with the kind of advice your therapist warned you about and trimmed with florals delicate enough to distract from your increasingly suspicious herbal tea collection.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for the kitchen, witch’s lair, or HR office. Not for food use—unless you really don’t like someone.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n☠️ Decorative use only (the poison bit is metaphorical… for legal reasons)\u003cbr\u003e\n☠️ Comes with a handy little stand so you can prop it up and threaten guests with passive-aggressive elegance\u003cbr\u003e\n☠️ One-of-a-kind – just like your murderous inner monologue\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nSubtle? No. Satisfying? Deeply.","brand":"Etsy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54047195824466,"sku":"ET-4537805883","price":16.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1090\/2896\/6738\/files\/il_fullxfull.8251729966_hi1r.jpg?v=1784545900","url":"https:\/\/thecrackpottery.com\/products\/if-you-cant-kill-them-with-kindness-try-poison-vintage-plate-with-stand-2","provider":"The Crackpottery ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}