If You Can't Beat Them Arrange to Have Them Beaten | Funny Vintage Plate | Sarcastic Gift
£18.00 GBP
Sale price
£18.00 GBP
Regular price
If You Can't Beat Them Arrange to Have Them Beaten | Funny Vintage Plate | Sarcastic Gift
£18.00 GBP
Sale price
£18.00 GBP
Regular price
“If You Can't Beat Them Arrange to Have Them Beaten”
An inspirational message for anyone whose conflict-resolution skills stopped developing around the Victorian era. Why personally stoop to their level when you can delegate the unpleasantness? Hypothetical advice only, Your Honour.
Details
- Approx. 16 cm vintage side plate
- Plate stand included
- Decorative use only; not for food
- Hand wash only
- Original vintage china with possible age-related marks
These vintage plates have seen things. Small signs of age are history; the questionable opinions are entirely our fault.
FOUND & SOURCED.
Altered by hand
DEEPLY INAPPROPRIATE
Styled With
Materials
Vintage finds, bad language and whatever fresh nonsense occurred to me that morning.
Care
Treat gently. Hand wash where appropriate. Some things are irreplaceable, unlike your ex.
Details
Professionally inappropriate. Socially questionable. Surprisingly well made.